UNGLUED:
Paranoia Peaks as Clown Lives Lush Life!
(The News Clown, Chapter 21)
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by Thor Garcia-Excerpt-I got Chrissy into the hotel room and fucked her really well, I thought. Not a bad day, really. We were asleep minutes later.
We had 10 a.m. coffee in bed, then another fuck session, this one longer. We dressed and took a taxi a few blocks to Hiroshima. This was a place where you took off your shoes and got into a bed and they served you food as you lay there. We ordered plates of sashimi and crude, ceviche and Carpaccio, sake-marinated black cod with shrimp dumplings. I wasn’t sure, it all rather tasted like onions and charbroiled steak. There were 20 or 30 beds in the place, most filled with saggy New York people I didn’t feel much like seeing in bed. The entertainment consisted of a grown man and woman, both wearing cloth diapers and baby clothes. They crawled on the floor and pulled themselves up and down ropes, sucking on pacifiers. Every so often they would crawl over and serve the customers wine from these giant baby bottles. Between bites, we took glances at a copy of The New York Times - PRESIDENT LISTENS TO VAN MORRISON, TOM PETTY ON iPOD read a front page headline. It seemed hard to believe. In the Arts & Life section, the editors had decided a nearly full page spread was needed to explore the phenomenon on NATION’S TELL-ALL SOCIAL NETWORKERS CRAFTING NEW NOTIONS OF PRIVACY? As a piano player nibbled and licked his keys in the corner, I had a look at The New York Post, which had always seemed a bit more honest about its dishonesty. THUG RAPES BLIND GIRLS IN SUBWAY read the front page spread. The heartless thug had stuck a sharp object against her neck, pulled down her panties and assaulted the 19-year-old inside a darkened elevator at a Brooklyn subway station. Inside, on page 4, I found: DUPED JOHN KILLS AFTER ‘PROSTITUTE’ REVEALED AS MAN. A column on the Post’s opinion page had the headline: LIBERAL UNGRATES ATTACK MNUNG FOR PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY. Well, who needed this crap anymore. I threw the paper by the side of the bed and kissed Chrissy. She laughed. The female baby finally brought our bottle of ice cold champagne. I drank three glasses in rapid succession, and a feeling of slight numbness came over my face. Next it was time for a walk down Madison Avenue. We zipped in and out of probably 10 or more shops, Chrissy seemed almost in a rush to spend money. My takings included a $139 V-neck Smedley merino, a set of silk Incotex boxers ($64.99), and a limited-edition Cliffs & Fire eau de toilette, moisturiser and shaving set ($73). For herself, Chrissy collected a $300 pair of Ludwig Reiter desert boots, a purse made entirely out of intricately folded Japanese candy wrappers ($124), a dark violet and pink babydoll catsuit ($89.95), and a Piombo flower patterned pastel travel bag, into which we shoved all the other items. Chrissy also picked out $850 worth of sheets and pillow covers, for which she paid another $110 to have shipped home. We hit Chelsea for a final round of cocktails in the greenhouse at Pasolini, then caught a taxi back to the airport. “This was so much fun!” Chrissy said, throwing her arms around my neck. I picked her up and carried both her and our bags about 20 yards to our seat in the airport lounge. We had more champagne during the flight and arrived back in Bay City, less than 30 hours after we had left. |
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‘INTERSEX’ FISH FOUND OFF CALIFORNIA COAST
MINNEAPOLIS (Smith-Jones) - Scientists say they have discovered sexually-altered fish off the California coast, raising concerns that pollutants and sewage released into the ocean could be affecting animals’ reproductive systems. The scientists, in a paper presented at the annual U.S. Collegiums of Environment and Toxicology conference in Minneapolis, said they had found that 14 male sole and turbot caught off Los Angeles and Orange counties possessed ovarian tissues in their testes. |
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